Since when do I have an opinion , I just wish I could find that box I came from and just crawl back , why you may ask , its mostly because my opinions do more harm than good - just wish I could build that wall that has sheltered me for so damn I felt safe there , less vulnerable sometimes being quiet is best for everyone (mostly myself) , so please don't misunderstand me if I refuse to put an opinion forward , because quite frankly I do not have one
Cheers
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
A funny thing happend on the way .........
A funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning , this morning while writing up todays edition of the daily rant it mysteriously disappeared / dissipated and now is gone so now it gave me a chance to set up a new blog (which I hope will not disappear , but anyway I'm hoping your lady's day was brilliant please gents do not take it for granted that because there are such days as mommy's day and womans day that you must only treat them as special on those specific days you must treat your lady with the utmost respect and dignity , she more than deserves it , yes I am guilty of either ignoring and sometimes losing my temper but I'm inly human after all (just to add I know my male friends think of them what you will , has taught me , how to treat a lady) you don't have to bad mouth , be disrespectful to her and break her spirit because it will prove nothing other than that you are a weak coward , now that all that is done I'm now done sucking up
P.s hun I was told this morning that I'm one of the branches top performers I'm freaking awsome , awsome!!!! (Yes I blew my own horn , hehehehehe , and no I've not become one of those ( those dudes you wanna kick into oblivion) that is all for today, cheers
P.s hun I was told this morning that I'm one of the branches top performers I'm freaking awsome , awsome!!!! (Yes I blew my own horn , hehehehehe , and no I've not become one of those ( those dudes you wanna kick into oblivion) that is all for today, cheers
Sunday, 7 August 2011
The apologies of a rookie hero
Goodmorning folks how are you doing , I hope your all doing well ....... Now on to the important things in life , to apologise to all my readers and followers , well for the travesty of ignoring all of you lately , how does one apologise , a simple "hey yo I'm sorry ok" , won't just cut it or how about oops my bad *thinking face* .....nah that won't work either, or would it , nah that's just the cheap way out , and I don't do cheap (anymore) .
Well let me first start off by explaining where I was for the past two weeks , ok firstly the main reason why I have not blogged or even checKed my bkog was because I actually started to focus on mt work again (don't judge me we all slack off sometimes, some of us more than others) secondly because of all these shows and awards and rain etc etc I've had to drive in to work (not fun because I just seem to attract other vehicles , in my general direction) and a accident last week friday on our way home has shook me up a bit (yes that means more swearing and a lot more sulking *big baby*) , but none of these excuses gave me a reason for ignoring you , yell its affected sob much that I've fallen an entire 42 places in the blog grader (the wife must be ecstatic) , but back to my asking for your forgiveness , if you (my readers and followers that hus stuck around waiting for the next edition of my rants and raves) will find it in your hearts to forgive me , I will make the solemn oath not to disappoint you again , so I apologise for realls not that cheap internet or marketing apologies this is an actual apology , and also thank you for waiting for me to post , well this is the end I guess I will catch you on the flipside folks , ciao
Well let me first start off by explaining where I was for the past two weeks , ok firstly the main reason why I have not blogged or even checKed my bkog was because I actually started to focus on mt work again (don't judge me we all slack off sometimes, some of us more than others) secondly because of all these shows and awards and rain etc etc I've had to drive in to work (not fun because I just seem to attract other vehicles , in my general direction) and a accident last week friday on our way home has shook me up a bit (yes that means more swearing and a lot more sulking *big baby*) , but none of these excuses gave me a reason for ignoring you , yell its affected sob much that I've fallen an entire 42 places in the blog grader (the wife must be ecstatic) , but back to my asking for your forgiveness , if you (my readers and followers that hus stuck around waiting for the next edition of my rants and raves) will find it in your hearts to forgive me , I will make the solemn oath not to disappoint you again , so I apologise for realls not that cheap internet or marketing apologies this is an actual apology , and also thank you for waiting for me to post , well this is the end I guess I will catch you on the flipside folks , ciao
Monday, 1 August 2011
In desperate need of some serious help
Good morning my peeps , how are we doing on this mist filled beautiful day? If you are well then I am glad. Okay now that we got around the formalities let's get started on todays rant. As you can see todays rant is a desperate plea for some serious help (seriously) , the help I'm desperately seeking is of a psychological or therapy , the reason for my plea is because I've been getting angry a lot as of late I've also been irratable and down right scary ( I've even scared the shit out of myselF), I've been suffering of fatigue I do not know why this has been happening , but I fear it might affect my life adversely (I mean it might bring and end to my marriage , it scares me, it is also making me lose the respect of my friends and family) if someone has advice or if you are able to help a desperate man I would highly appreciate it thanks you and I will be indebted to you
But now on a lighter note I actually got my automobile to start on its own for the past two days I think it most probably was the threat I made (I was ready to douse it with paraffin gel and use a blowtorch to ignite it) the threat to make roasted marshmallows over it or use it as a barbecue (no I really was gonna do it, if the wife did not stop me you know the voice of reason etc etc , blah blah) , but today it (the car) works as if it did not piss me off thoroughly yeah for intimidating inanimate objects that can most probably kill you if it were truely
Living . But anyway I hope you enjoy todays edition cya
But now on a lighter note I actually got my automobile to start on its own for the past two days I think it most probably was the threat I made (I was ready to douse it with paraffin gel and use a blowtorch to ignite it) the threat to make roasted marshmallows over it or use it as a barbecue (no I really was gonna do it, if the wife did not stop me you know the voice of reason etc etc , blah blah) , but today it (the car) works as if it did not piss me off thoroughly yeah for intimidating inanimate objects that can most probably kill you if it were truely
Living . But anyway I hope you enjoy todays edition cya
a kick in the nuts
Hello my peeps wotsup I'm not good or great but anyway today's subject is a kick in the nuts mainly due to this past weekend ....this past weekend was a real kick in the nuts (maybe not the entire weekend just the parts concerning the car and my gorilla faced supervisor (yip I still hate him).
Okay first of all I have to apologise because todays episode of day of my life will be short and sweet because I'm not feeling very well , ok ja back to the subject the reason why some of the weekend was a kick in the nuts mainly because this entire weekend I was having car problems (the damn thing wouldn't start)but anyway this weekend was not also all doom and gloom mixed with some embarrassment this weekend I also discoverd the value of true friendship (yes I'm in touch with my feminine side so?) I also saw my lovely lady win the bay style award for the most stylish media personality category (big ups babe I'm proud of you and now the world knows what I've always known , its the fact that you've got class and you've got a style of your own . Only the best and brightest in the world are recognised for their talents and attributes no matter how big or small the reward you receive is just remember you are the best in this world and the next , you are a shining star the brightest in the sky do not let that light fade . But anyway I'm now done with todays rant I will catch you the flipside my peeps. Guess its not a goodbye yet it seems I forgot to mention why my supervisor pissed me off again it seems to him that I am lazy ( on friday morning at about 06:50 when having the respect to greet him he duely informs me that I am lazy because for one weekend out of many I did not work night shift) its one of my pet peeves to be called lazy or for somebody to insinuate such a thing I wish I could kick his ass , now I'm done cheers
Okay first of all I have to apologise because todays episode of day of my life will be short and sweet because I'm not feeling very well , ok ja back to the subject the reason why some of the weekend was a kick in the nuts mainly because this entire weekend I was having car problems (the damn thing wouldn't start)but anyway this weekend was not also all doom and gloom mixed with some embarrassment this weekend I also discoverd the value of true friendship (yes I'm in touch with my feminine side so?) I also saw my lovely lady win the bay style award for the most stylish media personality category (big ups babe I'm proud of you and now the world knows what I've always known , its the fact that you've got class and you've got a style of your own . Only the best and brightest in the world are recognised for their talents and attributes no matter how big or small the reward you receive is just remember you are the best in this world and the next , you are a shining star the brightest in the sky do not let that light fade . But anyway I'm now done with todays rant I will catch you the flipside my peeps. Guess its not a goodbye yet it seems I forgot to mention why my supervisor pissed me off again it seems to him that I am lazy ( on friday morning at about 06:50 when having the respect to greet him he duely informs me that I am lazy because for one weekend out of many I did not work night shift) its one of my pet peeves to be called lazy or for somebody to insinuate such a thing I wish I could kick his ass , now I'm done cheers
Thursday, 28 July 2011
Jam jar
Hello my peeps , wossup , how are you doing , I'm fine thanks you (he says with a blocked nose and half asleep) , firstly I have to apologise for not updating my page in a week ( I was unable to log on , I believe that either technology has a vendetta against me or I'm an idiot and I do not know how to use a simple keyboard , although I like to believe the former , the latter is true).
But anyway ..... Todays subject is as you can see jam jar , the reason I chose todays subject is mostly dedicated to the primi piati's drink (the most awsome) served in a actual jam jar it consists of of red bull , bacardi white rum , mainstay cane and some other beverages that I for some reason cannot remember(strange) but anyway (what was my point again) , uhmmmm, I just forgot what my point was that I was going to make , but to all my primi piatti virgins , one which I was until about 21:30 last night I would highly recommend it their food is extremely delicious and the service is out of this world ( yes I just plugged a chain restaurant on my blog and no I'm not getting paid "yet")
Oh yes what I was going to say before the thoughts(the many of them) got in the way was that my head is like a jam jar , the reason for this analogy (yes its the big people words time again, no I still do not know what they mean , I only use them to seem educated) is because my mind is like that primi jam jar its a combination of many good things that can be bad for you , for eg. I'm constantly thinking (good) some people will say that's a good thing (yes it is if your mind makes sense to yourself, well mine does not) well basically my mind is always racing with arb and random thoughts which for some reason does not always stay inside my head (apparently my mouth truly is a hole in which everything I think just seems to fall out of) but then again my racing mind can also be a good thing because I'm not a fighter , not anymore ( not since discovering that I have the ability to confuse my opponent into submission , by just opening that hole and letting the shit fall out) , I'm the king of fighters. But anyway that is my blog for the day (I think) , for future ref I will try and update as much as possible . Goodbye peeps cyas
But anyway ..... Todays subject is as you can see jam jar , the reason I chose todays subject is mostly dedicated to the primi piati's drink (the most awsome) served in a actual jam jar it consists of of red bull , bacardi white rum , mainstay cane and some other beverages that I for some reason cannot remember(strange) but anyway (what was my point again) , uhmmmm, I just forgot what my point was that I was going to make , but to all my primi piatti virgins , one which I was until about 21:30 last night I would highly recommend it their food is extremely delicious and the service is out of this world ( yes I just plugged a chain restaurant on my blog and no I'm not getting paid "yet")
Oh yes what I was going to say before the thoughts(the many of them) got in the way was that my head is like a jam jar , the reason for this analogy (yes its the big people words time again, no I still do not know what they mean , I only use them to seem educated) is because my mind is like that primi jam jar its a combination of many good things that can be bad for you , for eg. I'm constantly thinking (good) some people will say that's a good thing (yes it is if your mind makes sense to yourself, well mine does not) well basically my mind is always racing with arb and random thoughts which for some reason does not always stay inside my head (apparently my mouth truly is a hole in which everything I think just seems to fall out of) but then again my racing mind can also be a good thing because I'm not a fighter , not anymore ( not since discovering that I have the ability to confuse my opponent into submission , by just opening that hole and letting the shit fall out) , I'm the king of fighters. But anyway that is my blog for the day (I think) , for future ref I will try and update as much as possible . Goodbye peeps cyas
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
My gene pool
Goodmorrow my fellow plebs (no insult intended but if you do feel a sting all I will say is hehehe) but anyway the subject of todays rant is my gene pool yes my gene pool.
Weelll let me get started on this pool we speaking of , I am of coloured origins ( the rest of the world calls us mixed race ) I've got ash brown hair (its hair with a kink in it , so it looks like matted dog hair*woof woof*) I have a mixture of hazel and green eyes (or as the high school gals said "you've got weird eyes") those are the items the items that attracted the wife to myself , yes "its the eyes the chicks dig the eyes" but anyway , I also have light yellowish skin colour ,( no I do not have jaundice , or kidney failure, and I'm nt sure if self inflicted liver failure might bring about this particular result) . My baby bro and myself looks very much alike except he has pitch black hair . And my sister looks almost looks chinese from a certain angle ( except a bit taller) .
Well now I know you will think that I sound like I might have swann dived into the white hand side on the deep end of the gene pool , but now here comes my mixed blood , I might have passed the apartheid era pencil test just as long as I did notopen my mouth you see I have this little problem I speak with coloured accent I do not find it a problem but this confuses people because alota people makes presumption about my race ( I'm usually mistaken for being white especially by my african brothers) , so the looks on the faces of the people is hilarious when I open my mouth to speak . Ok wait let me stop with this idiocy before I further confuse myself so cya folks
Weelll let me get started on this pool we speaking of , I am of coloured origins ( the rest of the world calls us mixed race ) I've got ash brown hair (its hair with a kink in it , so it looks like matted dog hair*woof woof*) I have a mixture of hazel and green eyes (or as the high school gals said "you've got weird eyes") those are the items the items that attracted the wife to myself , yes "its the eyes the chicks dig the eyes" but anyway , I also have light yellowish skin colour ,( no I do not have jaundice , or kidney failure, and I'm nt sure if self inflicted liver failure might bring about this particular result) . My baby bro and myself looks very much alike except he has pitch black hair . And my sister looks almost looks chinese from a certain angle ( except a bit taller) .
Well now I know you will think that I sound like I might have swann dived into the white hand side on the deep end of the gene pool , but now here comes my mixed blood , I might have passed the apartheid era pencil test just as long as I did notopen my mouth you see I have this little problem I speak with coloured accent I do not find it a problem but this confuses people because alota people makes presumption about my race ( I'm usually mistaken for being white especially by my african brothers) , so the looks on the faces of the people is hilarious when I open my mouth to speak . Ok wait let me stop with this idiocy before I further confuse myself so cya folks
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