Hello to the weird and wonderful inter-world , how you be hanging , anyway firstly I gotta say that the above heading has got fudge all to do with my current post , if you have not realised by now I'm a closet nutcase , in other words unlike other crazy people out there I don't show it outwardly I keep it to my damn self , and secondly I don't have a much to say today , the only thing that comes to my mind is the joys of being a prospective daddy (yes the ball and chain is preggies and yes I'm sure its mine ;) love ya hun) , well the joys of being a almost daddy is : 1 not being able to sleep , being constantly worried if mini me is healthy if he / she is still alive or if I'm paranoid and there is nix to worry about.
The other joys are the wife's constant mood swings ( in a span of 5 min I can go from being the most amazing husband , to a uncaring piece of eating breathing crap ) *yes I'm abused HELP!!!!!* but in all honesty I would endure that even if it does not seem that way to the old lady just as long as both her and my unborn baby is healthy and kinda mentally stable , anyway to continue I also get to eat alota take aways , because I get to enjoy the wifes cravings *score me* , I get to watch my wife suffer with the burden of carrying a child with my huge head *it aint fun* but yes I am looking forward to assisting my wife with the changing of the nappies and burping and washing and raising of my child *dont look so shocked* so if anyone has advice or a prayer *for the child* it would be highly appreciated
Shot bru , rookiedaddy signing off!
Monday, 19 December 2011
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
I posted this on the wrong damn blog
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
The return of the rookiehero after my exorcism
Hhhhheeeeeelllllloooooo !!!!!!!!! Damn it feels empty here where be errybody , how yall doin I'm good thanx for askin , but anyway , let's get down to beesnees , let me first start off by apologising for my haihatus / the reason why I have not posted in a while , the number reason would be that I actually had nothing to say shocking aint it but yip I was at a loss for any sort of material thus I did not want to bore yall , secondly I've actually pretended to do my job , and thirdly my boss has pissed me off soooo much that I've actually sub-consciously blocked him out , but he still remains a slobbering buffoon with no sense of the common kind of which I'm convinced is still maintaining his virginity , its true I've seen how he cowers from the ladies during our morning meetings (the fucking wanker) .
But let's get down to the actual reason for today's blog , its about my involuntary exorcism yesterday afternoon by my (now ex) g.p . Ok let me start at the beginning of why I went to consult the exorcist , well its starts out with the fact that for these past few weeks I've been feeling stressed out and under alota pressure , thus making me tense , giving me mood swings , tired and irritable ( I'm going to take this opportunity to blame weight gain on this stress , (don't judge me)), but anyway , after one of my many of my erratic ( pls read erratic , not erotic) outbursts the ball and chain convinced me to consult (what I mistaking'ly believed was) my doctor to 1: establish if my depression is making its star studded comeback or 2: if I maybe need a simple relaxint (I would actually prefer the latter) , but anyway I eventually decided to go yesterday.
Well after waiting an hour ( let's bear in mind I was the second person there) I eventually went into the church of dr ...... (Insert name here) , I wait another 10 min I eventually get my consultation , well to make a long story unrepettive I told him my sad story , now me ( the idiot I am) expecting some doctorly advice was taken aback by the doctors first question (which was if I'm a muslim) , to which I respond no , (to which he responds , well it does not matter because he was going to have the "talk" with me anyway) , huh the talk ? But okay I'm willing to listen , well let me say if I wanted to speak about my inner demons I will go to church if want medical advice I will go to my damn doctor , well this hour consultation for which I am obviously paying for and hearing about how demons , and evil spirits are destroying my marriage and how I am possessed the rev dr ...... (Insert name here)then proceeds to exercise my demons and then he (eventually) writes up my script for a relaxant well then again those voices in my head told me that I was being pranked so I was waiting for the crew of candid camera to emerge from the book case behind the dr , needless to say they did not , so maybe I am possessed and it explains all my previous blogs . Now to all my religious readers please don't get me wrong I believe in god and I also believe in living a "clean" life but I belive in that there is a time and place for everything I also do not believe in forcing my religion on another person , so if you feel insulted or some similar feeling I do apologise .
Ok that's enough from me today , ten / four , cya
The return of the rookiehero after my exorcism
Hhhhheeeeeelllllloooooo !!!!!!!!! Damn it feels empty here where be errybody , how yall doin I'm good thanx for askin , but anyway , let's get down to beesnees , let me first start off by apologising for my haihatus / the reason why I have not posted in a while , the number reason would be that I actually had nothing to say shocking aint it but yip I was at a loss for any sort of material thus I did not want to bore yall , secondly I've actually pretended to do my job , and thirdly my boss has pissed me off soooo much that I've actually sub-consciously blocked him out , but he still remains a slobbering buffoon with no sense of the common kind of which I'm convinced is still maintaining his virginity , its true I've seen how he cowers from the ladies during our morning meetings (the fucking wanker) .
But let's get down to the actual reason for today's blog , its about my involuntary exorcism yesterday afternoon by my (now ex) g.p . Ok let me start at the beginning of why I went to consult the exorcist , well its starts out with the fact that for these past few weeks I've been feeling stressed out and under alota pressure , thus making me tense , giving me mood swings , tired and irritable ( I'm going to take this opportunity to blame weight gain on this stress , (don't judge me)), but anyway , after one of my many of my erratic ( pls read erratic , not erotic) outbursts the ball and chain convinced me to consult (what I mistaking'ly believed was) my doctor to 1: establish if my depression is making its star studded comeback or 2: if I maybe need a simple relaxint (I would actually prefer the latter) , but anyway I eventually decided to go yesterday.
Well after waiting an hour ( let's bear in mind I was the second person there) I eventually went into the church of dr ...... (Insert name here) , I wait another 10 min I eventually get my consultation , well to make a long story unrepettive I told him my sad story , now me ( the idiot I am) expecting some doctorly advice was taken aback by the doctors first question (which was if I'm a muslim) , to which I respond no , (to which he responds , well it does not matter because he was going to have the "talk" with me anyway) , huh the talk ? But okay I'm willing to listen , well let me say if I wanted to speak about my inner demons I will go to church if want medical advice I will go to my damn doctor , well this hour consultation for which I am obviously paying for and hearing about how demons , and evil spirits are destroying my marriage and how I am possessed the rev dr ...... (Insert name here)then proceeds to exercise my demons and then he (eventually) writes up my script for a relaxant well then again those voices in my head told me that I was being pranked so I was waiting for the crew of candid camera to emerge from the book case behind the dr , needless to say they did not , so maybe I am possessed and it explains all my previous blogs . Now to all my religious readers please don't get me wrong I believe in god and I also believe in living a "clean" life but I belive in that there is a time and place for everything I also do not believe in forcing my religion on another person , so if you feel insulted or some similar feeling I do apologise .
Ok that's enough from me today , ten / four , cya
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
since when
Since when do I have an opinion , I just wish I could find that box I came from and just crawl back , why you may ask , its mostly because my opinions do more harm than good - just wish I could build that wall that has sheltered me for so damn I felt safe there , less vulnerable sometimes being quiet is best for everyone (mostly myself) , so please don't misunderstand me if I refuse to put an opinion forward , because quite frankly I do not have one
Cheers
Cheers
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
A funny thing happend on the way .........
A funny thing happened on the way to the office this morning , this morning while writing up todays edition of the daily rant it mysteriously disappeared / dissipated and now is gone so now it gave me a chance to set up a new blog (which I hope will not disappear , but anyway I'm hoping your lady's day was brilliant please gents do not take it for granted that because there are such days as mommy's day and womans day that you must only treat them as special on those specific days you must treat your lady with the utmost respect and dignity , she more than deserves it , yes I am guilty of either ignoring and sometimes losing my temper but I'm inly human after all (just to add I know my male friends think of them what you will , has taught me , how to treat a lady) you don't have to bad mouth , be disrespectful to her and break her spirit because it will prove nothing other than that you are a weak coward , now that all that is done I'm now done sucking up
P.s hun I was told this morning that I'm one of the branches top performers I'm freaking awsome , awsome!!!! (Yes I blew my own horn , hehehehehe , and no I've not become one of those ( those dudes you wanna kick into oblivion) that is all for today, cheers
P.s hun I was told this morning that I'm one of the branches top performers I'm freaking awsome , awsome!!!! (Yes I blew my own horn , hehehehehe , and no I've not become one of those ( those dudes you wanna kick into oblivion) that is all for today, cheers
Sunday, 7 August 2011
The apologies of a rookie hero
Goodmorning folks how are you doing , I hope your all doing well ....... Now on to the important things in life , to apologise to all my readers and followers , well for the travesty of ignoring all of you lately , how does one apologise , a simple "hey yo I'm sorry ok" , won't just cut it or how about oops my bad *thinking face* .....nah that won't work either, or would it , nah that's just the cheap way out , and I don't do cheap (anymore) .
Well let me first start off by explaining where I was for the past two weeks , ok firstly the main reason why I have not blogged or even checKed my bkog was because I actually started to focus on mt work again (don't judge me we all slack off sometimes, some of us more than others) secondly because of all these shows and awards and rain etc etc I've had to drive in to work (not fun because I just seem to attract other vehicles , in my general direction) and a accident last week friday on our way home has shook me up a bit (yes that means more swearing and a lot more sulking *big baby*) , but none of these excuses gave me a reason for ignoring you , yell its affected sob much that I've fallen an entire 42 places in the blog grader (the wife must be ecstatic) , but back to my asking for your forgiveness , if you (my readers and followers that hus stuck around waiting for the next edition of my rants and raves) will find it in your hearts to forgive me , I will make the solemn oath not to disappoint you again , so I apologise for realls not that cheap internet or marketing apologies this is an actual apology , and also thank you for waiting for me to post , well this is the end I guess I will catch you on the flipside folks , ciao
Well let me first start off by explaining where I was for the past two weeks , ok firstly the main reason why I have not blogged or even checKed my bkog was because I actually started to focus on mt work again (don't judge me we all slack off sometimes, some of us more than others) secondly because of all these shows and awards and rain etc etc I've had to drive in to work (not fun because I just seem to attract other vehicles , in my general direction) and a accident last week friday on our way home has shook me up a bit (yes that means more swearing and a lot more sulking *big baby*) , but none of these excuses gave me a reason for ignoring you , yell its affected sob much that I've fallen an entire 42 places in the blog grader (the wife must be ecstatic) , but back to my asking for your forgiveness , if you (my readers and followers that hus stuck around waiting for the next edition of my rants and raves) will find it in your hearts to forgive me , I will make the solemn oath not to disappoint you again , so I apologise for realls not that cheap internet or marketing apologies this is an actual apology , and also thank you for waiting for me to post , well this is the end I guess I will catch you on the flipside folks , ciao
Monday, 1 August 2011
In desperate need of some serious help
Good morning my peeps , how are we doing on this mist filled beautiful day? If you are well then I am glad. Okay now that we got around the formalities let's get started on todays rant. As you can see todays rant is a desperate plea for some serious help (seriously) , the help I'm desperately seeking is of a psychological or therapy , the reason for my plea is because I've been getting angry a lot as of late I've also been irratable and down right scary ( I've even scared the shit out of myselF), I've been suffering of fatigue I do not know why this has been happening , but I fear it might affect my life adversely (I mean it might bring and end to my marriage , it scares me, it is also making me lose the respect of my friends and family) if someone has advice or if you are able to help a desperate man I would highly appreciate it thanks you and I will be indebted to you
But now on a lighter note I actually got my automobile to start on its own for the past two days I think it most probably was the threat I made (I was ready to douse it with paraffin gel and use a blowtorch to ignite it) the threat to make roasted marshmallows over it or use it as a barbecue (no I really was gonna do it, if the wife did not stop me you know the voice of reason etc etc , blah blah) , but today it (the car) works as if it did not piss me off thoroughly yeah for intimidating inanimate objects that can most probably kill you if it were truely
Living . But anyway I hope you enjoy todays edition cya
But now on a lighter note I actually got my automobile to start on its own for the past two days I think it most probably was the threat I made (I was ready to douse it with paraffin gel and use a blowtorch to ignite it) the threat to make roasted marshmallows over it or use it as a barbecue (no I really was gonna do it, if the wife did not stop me you know the voice of reason etc etc , blah blah) , but today it (the car) works as if it did not piss me off thoroughly yeah for intimidating inanimate objects that can most probably kill you if it were truely
Living . But anyway I hope you enjoy todays edition cya
a kick in the nuts
Hello my peeps wotsup I'm not good or great but anyway today's subject is a kick in the nuts mainly due to this past weekend ....this past weekend was a real kick in the nuts (maybe not the entire weekend just the parts concerning the car and my gorilla faced supervisor (yip I still hate him).
Okay first of all I have to apologise because todays episode of day of my life will be short and sweet because I'm not feeling very well , ok ja back to the subject the reason why some of the weekend was a kick in the nuts mainly because this entire weekend I was having car problems (the damn thing wouldn't start)but anyway this weekend was not also all doom and gloom mixed with some embarrassment this weekend I also discoverd the value of true friendship (yes I'm in touch with my feminine side so?) I also saw my lovely lady win the bay style award for the most stylish media personality category (big ups babe I'm proud of you and now the world knows what I've always known , its the fact that you've got class and you've got a style of your own . Only the best and brightest in the world are recognised for their talents and attributes no matter how big or small the reward you receive is just remember you are the best in this world and the next , you are a shining star the brightest in the sky do not let that light fade . But anyway I'm now done with todays rant I will catch you the flipside my peeps. Guess its not a goodbye yet it seems I forgot to mention why my supervisor pissed me off again it seems to him that I am lazy ( on friday morning at about 06:50 when having the respect to greet him he duely informs me that I am lazy because for one weekend out of many I did not work night shift) its one of my pet peeves to be called lazy or for somebody to insinuate such a thing I wish I could kick his ass , now I'm done cheers
Okay first of all I have to apologise because todays episode of day of my life will be short and sweet because I'm not feeling very well , ok ja back to the subject the reason why some of the weekend was a kick in the nuts mainly because this entire weekend I was having car problems (the damn thing wouldn't start)but anyway this weekend was not also all doom and gloom mixed with some embarrassment this weekend I also discoverd the value of true friendship (yes I'm in touch with my feminine side so?) I also saw my lovely lady win the bay style award for the most stylish media personality category (big ups babe I'm proud of you and now the world knows what I've always known , its the fact that you've got class and you've got a style of your own . Only the best and brightest in the world are recognised for their talents and attributes no matter how big or small the reward you receive is just remember you are the best in this world and the next , you are a shining star the brightest in the sky do not let that light fade . But anyway I'm now done with todays rant I will catch you the flipside my peeps. Guess its not a goodbye yet it seems I forgot to mention why my supervisor pissed me off again it seems to him that I am lazy ( on friday morning at about 06:50 when having the respect to greet him he duely informs me that I am lazy because for one weekend out of many I did not work night shift) its one of my pet peeves to be called lazy or for somebody to insinuate such a thing I wish I could kick his ass , now I'm done cheers
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